a 1dp app · a stress toy for one thumb
Roaches Eat My Pizza
A pizza sits on the counter. The roaches have found it. Tap to smash, chain the kills into a combo, and spend the gold they drop before the crust goes.
Not on the store yet — the first build is out with testers. The price is the part already settled: free at launch, with no ads and no in-app purchases. Not every dollar problem costs a dollar.
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What nothing buys
Smash things
Three species, each with a habit. Ordinary roaches beeline for the pizza. Fat ones take three hits and shrug off the first two. Radioactive ones infect their neighbours mid-scuttle and pay double.
Spend the gold
Five weapons sit in a dock under your thumb, from bug spray to divine wrath. Three lizards you drag onto the counter with a finger; they eat until they are full, then walk off with your money's worth.
Keep a legacy
Every run banks Scales, and Scales buy permanent upgrades: a crustier crust, a wider swatter, hungrier lizards. Three arenas unlock as your lifetime score climbs. Skins are earned, never sold.
Information
- Seller
- 1dp
- Price
- Free at launch
- In-app purchases
- None
- Category
- Games — arcade
- Compatibility
- iPhone, iOS 16 or later
- Game Center
- Leaderboards and achievements